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TKC Communiqué - What If They Had A Mass Shooting And Nobody Showed Up?!?

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TKC Communiqué - What If They Had A Mass Shooting And Nobody Showed Up?!?
By Tony • Issue #54 • View online
A quick bloggy admission … Whilst I’m afraid of any projectile targeting my keister
Taking a bullet in the ass amid a mass shooting is one of my top fears.
Even worse and likely … Enduring gunfire in a mass shooting that’s meaningless and doesn’t inspire much public sympathy would also worsen the pain. In the case of the latest deadly American spate of gunfire, getting shot by a dork that a capable 5th grader could’ve punted adds insult to injury …
Still, I imagine that the bad guys might get me doing something obnoxious and embarrassing like attending a giveaway for “personal wipes” or free Chinese food … For both events I’d likely be first in line and serve as an easy target.
And so …
We start this shout out to our very best readers with a today’s news on local mass shooting reaction along with a bevy of other sordid topics.

Today's news teasing . . .
We've Heard "Dan The Horse" Ready To Return
Mayor Q Denounced For Proposing Return Of KCPD Mounted Patrol
RAYTOWN LADY REPEADLY DODGES BULLETS
Raytown woman survives 2 mass shootings in matter of days
YOUNGSTERS DOUBT DECREPIT PREZ BIDEN
Abortion fight strains Democratic alliance with Gen Z - POLITICO
SHARING LOCAL WHITE WEDDING LOVE!!!
Father Of The Bride: Former Kansas City Mayor Sly Marries Off Daughter Aja
JOE SEYZ NO TO MAGA
Joe Rogan Says He’s Turned Down Multiple Offers to Have Trump on His Podcast: ‘I Don’t Want to Help Him’
TIME'S UP?!?
Enjoy Midterm Climax As Missouri & Kansas Voter Registration Deadlines Coming Soon
ACTIVIST EARNS GLOBAL LOVE AGAINST HATE
Justice Horn After Campaign Sign Tagged With Slur: Mad As Hell & Won't Back Down!!!
WHY DOES PBS SERVE SO MUCH BOOZE NEWS???
Tap List | Grains & Taps Opens Second Location - Flatland
FAR EAST P0WNZ'D
China Tries to Censor What Could Be Biggest Data Hack in History
TODAY'S DOUBLE NEWS SQUEEZE
Kansas City News Tuesday: Puppers Placed, Proof Of Citizenship Fight & Pandemic Persists
WORLD PLAGUED BY RISING COVID NUMBERS
The Guardian view on Covid’s resurgence: act now or pay later | Editorial | The Guardian
FAR TOO LONG FOR WELL DESERVED TRIBUTE
Biden awards Medal of Honor to four soldiers for bravery in Vietnam | The Hill
KANSAS GOP AGAINST GUV ON ECONOMY
Kelly's 'bring it on' comment about recession is an affront to Kansans - The Sentinel
SHOW-ME TOOL TIME HYPE!!!
Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt Torches Prez Biden Agenda In Latest Advert
WORK THE POLLS FOR FREEDOM!!!
Kansas City Poll Workers Wanted!!!
SUSPECT NERD KILLS INNOCENT
Highland Park July 4 shooting suspect had two prior incidents of suicidal, violent threats, police say | Fox News
VEEP DEMANDS PEACE
COWTOWN RECOVERS FROM BLOODY HOLIDAY
Aftermath: Kansas City Endures Deadly Independence Day Weekend 2022
COWTOWN BULLET TIME?!?
GUV GAVIN BRINGS BACK HO STROLL?!?
California governor rolls back law criminalizing ‘loitering for the intent to engage in sex work’ – The Hill
THE ONLY SPRAY TKC WELCOMES!!!
The 'Improving Your Sex Life' Panel On Squirting, Openly Talking About Lovemaking And Finding Joy In Pleasure
SILLY MYSTICISM IN SERVICE OF PILLOW TALK
Mars in Taurus will unleash your sex drive sparking nights of fiery passion
TKC Question Of The Day . . .
If you’ve made it this far you’re probably one of our top readers and we value your opinion.
And so we ask …
WHAT’S THE BEST WAY FOR KANSAS CITY TO PREVENT MORE MASS SHOOTINGS??!?
We’ve already had a few worthwhile suggestions on the blog and we hope to put a compilation on the topic together in the near future.
At this point … Given that gunfire continues to threaten the metro and the nation … The only bad idea is continuing to let the same thing happen over and over again.
You decide …
Thanks for reading.
We hope to see you back on the blog for the next update.
Peace,
Tony
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