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The TKC Communiqué - Respecting The Speaker's Cleavage

The TKC Communiqué
The TKC Communiqué - Respecting The Speaker's Cleavage
By Tony • Issue #55 • View online
I’m ashamed of all of you.
It turns out that one of the most powerful women in the world has a pretty decent rack for an octogenarian and yet discussion of this impressive achievement has been muted by our progressive friends and incurs only snide remarks from our right-wing pals.
This cannot stand.
I come here not to praise the Speaker’s cans but to urge us not to bury their remarkable heft.
At the very least they deserve as much if not more attention than evil twins sired by Elon Musk with his secretary a top Tesla lady executive.
And ALL OF THIS reminds us that “our betters” might not be that much better than the rest of us after all.
And that might be the theme for tonight’s news e-mail blast …

Cowtown Topics & Around The World . . .
KCPD POLICE DEFUND FIGHT PART DEUX?!?!
Kansas City Council Lady Heather Hall Explains Defund Police Debate Redux Amid Threats
COWTOWN DOGGIE STYLE DEBATED
KC Voices: Disputing the borderline criminal interpretations of KC-style hotdogs
MEAT ME IN STL . . .
TKC Fact Check: Kansas City BBQ Snub Hopes To Distract Stupid People
THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES . . .
Nancy Pelosi’s Italian job - The Spectator World
KANSAS CITY RETRO VS. BIKE/WALKER
Rizzo Comeback Sparked By Inaccessible Kansas City Councilman Eric Bunch
MEET YOUR NEW BOSSES
Elon Musk welcomed twins with top exec just before 2nd child with Grimes was born: report
LADY SOCCER LIFE DECONSTRUCTED
KK Explains Dani Welniak Move: Kansas City Sports News Is Fake!!!
TKC Reader Meme On Topic Of Polling . . .
1ST RESPONDER POSTSCRIPT
Five Shawnee firefighters released from hospital following injuries
MAGA PROBS WORSEN
An extremely early Trump 2024 announcement would be a 'train wreck' for the GOP that also won't deter the prosecutors on his heels, experts say
FISHY & FUELISH . . .
CLIMATE CHANGE FUELS FEAR SINKING KANSAS CITY BOATS?!?
BALLERS PLAGUED BY MORE BAD NEWS
Astros deal with COVID concerns ahead of Royals game
PRIMATE PATH TO PROGRESS EXPOSED
Overthrowing the Patriarchy Through Ecstatic Sex - Nautilus | Science Connected
SERVANTS HAVE THE POWER
Robots Seize Kansas City Crossroads Cafe
US TECH VS. VLAD
Video Ukraine armed with new weapons from US - ABC News
HEARTFELT SCREED THAT UR DAD WON'T READ
American conservatism’s extraordinary political power and radical future, explained  - Vox
FIRST SON COMEUPPANCE AWAITS?!?
Greg Gutfeld Wants GOP to Investigate Hunter Biden as ‘Petty Revenge’ for Jan. 6 Hearings
PAINTED INTO CORNER?!?
Kansas City Art Institute Student Thrown Out Over Provocative Retweet
Show-Me latest campaign blast . . .
Because I fought for you, they came after me.
OLD GREEN DEAL CONFONTS PROGRESSIVE
AOC Hit With Fines And Warrants For Dodging Taxes | The Daily Caller
PILL REPURPOSED
Newly published study shows cancer drug cuts risk of death for hospitalized high-risk COVID-19 patients - CBS News
MORE COWTOWN DARK HUMOR COMING SOON
HOLLYWOOD'S LATEST RIGGED MOVIE MEME
#GentleMinions TikTok Trend for ‘Minions: The Rise of Gru’ Is Making These Workers’ Lives a Living Hell
BACK STORY REDUX . . .
Researchers uncovered 3 techniques for female anal pleasure after interviewing thousands of women
One more question . . .
Just a quick one for the late night …
Who is your favorite Kansas City sports newsie & why?!?!
Given that our favorite post of the day was related to the cowtown sports world … This might come up in the future and helps us gauge the preferences of our most loyal readers.
We’ll post or compile any of the better answers.
Meet us back on the blog for the next update!!!
Peace,
Tony
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