As long as I can remember, I’ve collected things.
Comic books, action figures, trading cards; you name it, I collected it.
Eventually, becoming a soda can collector was inevitable.
It was an easy way to collect something, because I loved soda and there were all sorts of cool cans available back in a time when I didn’t have a clue what Michael Jackson meant with “shamone!”..
It didn’t take long before people around me were aware of my new collection. Family, friends, neighbors; everyone helped me in my quest to become the soda can king.
It took some time, but I succeeded. After a few years I called it quits however.
The cans were taking up too much space and I decided they needed to go.
Foolish little boy.