It’s Wednesday already. Can you believe it?
It’s World Chocolate Day which sounds like a very good excuse to eat chocolate as much as anything else.
Today also marks the 565th anniversary of the generous acquittal of Joan of Arc on charges of heresy. Had they got around to it 25 years earlier, Ms of Arc might have been a happy bunny rather than a hot, cross nun.
Tonight’s football sees England seeking revenge for the 10-0 defeat at the hands of Denmark at the Lindisfarne Recreation Ground in 793 A.D. There have been a fair few personnel changes since that infamous encounter. England would certainly seem to be in with a better chance now that Danish midfield-general Ragnar Lothbrok has hung up his battle-axe. We also reckon that Luke Shaw is pretty handy at left-back.
Away from the football, there’s still plenty to do as we wait for Wimbledon to finish and the rain to stop. Here’s our usual run-down of some of the things that are on offer this week …