Welcome to another edition of The Best of @BJMendelson
wherein I attempt to entertain you in ten minutes or less.
It should not take ten minutes to read any email, let alone one from some guy you know on the Internet.
Just Joining Us?
You ever been to the “Promotions” tab? It’s a bad neighborhood.
Nobody knows what channel the Rangers game is on, what time the game starts, or who they’re playing.
All they want to do is tell you about these microscopic and indestructible organisms known as Tardigrades, and how they’re using lasers to shoot those Tardigrades into space.
Look, I don’t know how science works…
Anyway, adding me as a contact can also ensure that you get this newsletter every week. All you gotta do is:
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- On desktop, drag this email into the Primary tab
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For Apple Customers:
- Click my email address at the top of this email (next to the From field) and choose to Add to Contact.
All set? Now let’s get to it…