If you’re a wrestling fan, this tweet is absolutely hilarious.
It was pretty quiet on Twitter otherwise this week. I was banking jokes for other writing projects. That didn’t leave me with much material to post.
Not that there’s ever like, a whole reservoir of material to pull from. I use Twitter to fire off random bullshit, and if any of it resonates, I make a note of what did.
There’s a weird quirk I have. I need to know something is “live” before I give a shit about polishing it up.
If it’s a draft? My brain acts like I have all the time in the world to fix and polish it. But if I know the thing is out in the wild? I’m all over it.
That is why I use Twitter as much as I do. It’s just the digital equivalent of a fart noise, but sometimes that fart is so loud, it upsets people.
And when that happens? You want to take note.
Both as to why people are now paying attention and to the kind of things you’ve been putting in your mouth.