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How To Anger Your Cat & Other Things You Smart People Never Do

B.J. Mendelson
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Hey. It’s 8:50 pm. This email sends at 9 am tomorrow. The cat wants to sit on my lap, but I need to type this. I put the cat on the floor. I am a bad person. Now the cat is pissed. Let’s do this thing!

Don’t worry. Finley (the cat) will get plenty of treats and lap time tomorrow. Until then, I’m typing this as fast as I can. I’m ALMOST done with the new book. So, like I said a couple of weeks ago, these emails will be kind of short until then.
But soon … NEW BOOK.
Cheap Plugs: WAYWO.TV
BADVR CEO Suzanne Borders on Running a Startup and the Best Advice She Ever Got
BADVR CEO Suzanne Borders on Running a Startup and the Best Advice She Ever Got
This week, on WAYWO.TV, I am joined by BADVR CEO Suzanne Borders. We had a great interview, and I promise it’s not as awkward as the screenshot above implies.
Currently Reading
This is one of those books I should have read a few years ago but didn’t. And now I’m reading it. It’s not the most exciting prose, and if you’re in need of a sleeping pill, you might want to try this book instead. That being said, it’s worth the read — and re-read — once a year.
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Area Hardware Store Runs Out of Lightbulbs as "The Batman" debuts on HBO Max.
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"I couldn't see a fucking thing. Didn't AT&T give them more than one lightbulb to film with?" asks local seventy-three-year-old man.
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Local man with hearing loss reassured by Otolaryngologist that his hearing has not gotten worse after viewing of "The Batman".

"It's not you. They just whispered in the dark for three hours", says doctor.
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